“Ah, you’re not waking me up to a morning text? Guess you don’t get to see the sexy picture I just took for you.” This ensures that you, from now on, always wake up to a morning text, you sexy devil, you.ĥ0. “Hmm, I’m awfully horny this morning.”Ĥ9. Like, not a full-blown nude, but definitely showing some skin.Ĥ8. Can I get some nudes to start my day off right?” This is LOUD in a good way.Ĥ7. “Ugh, I woke up with a horrible headache. “Hi, sexy.” Dash in a flirty emoji to really drive the point home.Ĥ5. “Hmm, why am I so worked up this morning?” Gives them room to interpret.Ĥ4. Can’t stop thinking about you.” Morning time is horny time, and that’s just facts.Ĥ3.
“Good morning, what are you wearing?” A definite sense of urgency here.Ĥ2. Need Some Sexting Inspo? Say No More If you’re feeling frisky this a.m.Ĥ1. “WYD?” (You’re supposed to use this ironically.)Ĥ0. When you see a dog that reminds you of that time you both saw a person feeding a bird that kind of looked like a dog…and really, this is an excuse to talk about anything.ģ9. Being meta is kind of beautiful, isn’t it?ģ7. Now, they either have to volley it back or find another photo to keep the conversation going.ģ4. We love equal effort in a conversation!ģ3. This puts the onus on them to bounce back with a funny caption. Skip the formality and jump right into banter with a talking point.ģ2. Yup, Your Heart Emoji Color Is Seriously Importantģ1. “Lol, tell me why this just made me think about you? ” “How’re you doing it?” When they respond “Doing what?” you say, “You know, how’re you controlling it so that you’re the first thing I think of in the morning?”ģ0. A song that reminds you of your partner, a song you think they’d like, a song they’d hate and then you can debate it…the world is truly your oyster.Ģ8. “Heard this song this morning and thought of you.” You can do anything here. “I know it’s, like, 10 a.m., but I’m so hungry and can’t stop thinking about lunch already.” And then you transition into “Omg, I’ve been in SUCH a pizza mood lately” and go back and forth on best pizza places until you land on plans to check out a new joint next week.Ģ7. “Should we go look at puppies later?” Can they really say no?Ģ5. If they don’t pick up the hint, you don’t want it.Ģ4. “So tell me, what’s a girl gotta do to see you again?”Ģ2.
Allow Me to Present to You the Horniest Sex EmojisĢ1.
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